you’ve got your house free
let’s take the opportunity
and use it
bring the booze
we’ve got the music
let’s use it to have a good time

a good time
or a great time?
‘cause the last time
seems such a long time ago
and you know that I’m ready for another
my mum’s done my washing
and I’m steady pouring Southern Comfort
with which I mix
cherry coke or Dr Pepper
depending what they’ve got in the Co-op
or whatever
man it feels so long
since we’ve all been together
never want to have not known
my best friends since forever
let’s endeavour to make this a night to remember
or not
a double shot
just to limber up
straight from my plastic cup
to my gut
where it erupts
in flame
although the pain is only fleeting
to be replaced by a feeling
most pleasing
as if all responsibility
was leaving my body
probably get ‘round to some shoddy
dancing
just give me a second I reckon
‘cause I need to take a piss and freshen up
before I get down

you’ve got your house free
let’s take this opportunity
and use it
bring the booze
we’ve got the music
let’s use it to have a good time

I’ve got an 8 pack
out the back
some green
and a fresh pouch of baccy
and I’m keen to get started
so I roll up a 2 skin and spark it
up
and I smoke it
‘til my head spins
when I stand up
I’ve got a good (good)
spot (spot)
in the kitchen
propping up the worktop (top)
but I’m itching
to start hopping around on one foot like Afroman
360 degrees with half a can
and a handful of pineapple and cheese
on cocktail sticks as I squeeze through to the living room
please give me some room
so I can do the crab dance
in my parachute pants
just as soon as
‘U Can’t Touch This’
comes on
we will gather in a circle
and all sing along
‘it’s Hammer go Hammer MC Hammer yo Hammer!’
I’d love to dance like him
but I haven’t got the stamina
I shift my weight
from foot to foot
and alternate
with one hand over the other
there are many variations
of this theme
and the Redruth Party Compilation’s
got
everybody
in the room
doing what the Redruth Crew do best

which ain’t much
we confess
‘cept getting messed up
and talking shit
and we love it
we get trashed
dance like loons
crash and sleep ‘til noon
probably later
what could be greater

I said it ain’t much
we confess
‘cept getting messed up
and talking shit
and we’re full of it
we get trashed
dance like loons
crash and sleep ‘til noon
probably later
what could be greater

you’ve got your house free
let’s take the opportunity
and use it
bring the booze
we’ve got the music
let’s use it to have a good time