at twenty pounds
my money was as good as spent
it had a sound called ‘funny’
and an auto accompaniment
that went

[auto accompaniment]

and I thought hell
well that’s a song there already
I ought to called Ed he
said he would be
into doing something on my new album

E: what do you want me to do
H: I don’t know, just say ‘easy now’ and i’ll loop it
E: well that’s cool, just as long as you don’t make me sound stupid
H: well that’s up to you kid
E: kid?
H: all right Ed, I was freestyling you know?
E: no
H: your voice is an instrument so use it like an oboe
E: alright then, I’ll give it a go yo

I’m an island dweller like the Komodo dragon
Ra!
I don’t need a menu, ‘cause I know what I’m having
for tea
chicken and chips is my forty

H: forté

E: forté and a nice glass of waté

I bring the milk bottles in from the porch daily
then I go upstairs where I draw a lady
or a guy
in the manga anime way
that I like

H: one minute, two minute, three minute, four
before too long they’ll coming knocking at my door
and of course they would’ve heard the stories
but do they know what the score is?
do they know that
sure enough
the tour is off
so, forget about it
‘cause the more I think about it
the more pissed off I get about it
but me and Malibu Barney
were just the beginning
like tomato and chicken
before I knew that
mulligatawny was my favourite flavour
nevertheless this hasn’t done me any favours
we were riding a crest
and I had a lot of faith in us
it seemed to me to be the best way
to combat the laziness
that was holding us back
but because of a lack
in communication back
when we were busy producing tracks
when we should’ve been relaxed
we just put each other’s backs up
but now I’m back and this time
nothing can hold me back yo