it’s the return
of the Casio King
took that new Casio for a spin
made a video opening it
and I’m known to make a Casio sing
used to wear a Casio on my wrist
it was nice - a bit of Casio bling
but I left it at my bro’s for a min
it ended up getting thrown in the bin!

yeah I ain’t forgotten you still owe me for that
said that it was broken - it was only the strap
I’m only joking man it’s only for bants
got an album coming out can you loan me a grand?
I’m about to take Casio to Japan
booking up shows with my phone in my hand
was gonna go to sleep but then I opened my Mac
listened to this beat and then I wrote me a rap

I’m Hedluv, I’ve got an ear for a tune
I’m here to tell a story and I’m here for the food
I might curse like a pyramid tomb
and my beats are disgusting like tiramisu
maybe I ain’t had a good tiramisu
you may have a different opinion - I’m all ears if you do
I’m a dreamer and I’ve appeared in a few
and I like to have a window seat with a view

look it’s 2020 mate I’m not reading the news
what’s good on telly ‘cause I’m not believing reviews
I’m still shelling those green, red and blues
if I had to make a choice I’d pick Wii to the U
I’m old school because it’s cheaper than new
and it doesn’t just have one screen it’s got two
I took this job without being interviewed
‘cause I had a good vision and I’m seeing it through

let it ring like the telephone sound
reload it like the gunshot sound
Casios are my one stop shop for sounds
I’ve got loads I’m never stuck for sounds
I’ve got people that like to help me hunt them down
I’ll get a email saying that there’s one in town
if I was in retail I’d be shutting down
‘cause I wouldn’t want to sell one for a hundred pounds

and that’s a lot you see
well it’s a lot to me
I wanna own them all
like an apostrophe
if I find one cheap
I’ll take it home and see
that I turn a good omen into a prophecy
spit some everyday shit like ‘what’s for tea?’
and get mistaken for comedy
when
I really didn’t want to be
but trust me man the joke isn’t lost on me!

Hedluv yeah, that’s your lot from me
gonna go and play some Rocket League...